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So yeah. Got into another car accident today.

Again, not a bad one .. again, no police or anything ... but fuck - that's like two in two weeks. Fucking losers need to learn how to fucking drive.

You fail at Life.

There just aren't enough hours in the day. Up at 6. Out the door at 6:45. 1 1/2 hour drive to wife's work/drop kids off/work - then the Gheyness that occurs at work every day .. then everything in reverse to get home at like 6. Ugh. I just want to go back to sleep. Bastard.

WANTED: A Boss that isn't an asshole and will pay me atleast 35k a year to do nothing - Must be allow 'Work From Home' settings with no 'On Call' option. Inquire within.

Cracker Jack Box Licenses

Where the fuck do people get their drivers licenses from? Cracker Jack Boxes? So. You all know the driving laws (I said know, not obey :P) - You know that you're supposed to stop at a light if it turns yellow and you can (safely) do so. Well, fuck that law - it's a dumb law - I've got more important things to do than wait around. So anyways - Today, being a nice Saturday on a Three Day Weekend - the wife and the kids and I are heading out to do some shopping - hip hip hurray - I decide to go ahead and stop at this light that's turning yellow. What happens? I get rear-ended by the DUMB ASS MOTHER FUCKING IDIOT behind me in a big truck.

Luckily nobody was injured (badly) - I've got a massive fuckin headache, and the cars are fine .. I never thought I'd say this before, but Yay for Huge Fucking Fords. The guy, I'm pretty sure, didn't have insurance, as the entire time I was talking to him he was pulling the "Well, everyone's okay and the cars are fine, so ..." .. I went ahead and got his number, license plate # and all that stuff - but we didn't bother getting an officer. Grrr. I'm so fucking stupid.