Cracker Jack Box Licenses

Where the fuck do people get their drivers licenses from? Cracker Jack Boxes? So. You all know the driving laws (I said know, not obey :P) - You know that you're supposed to stop at a light if it turns yellow and you can (safely) do so. Well, fuck that law - it's a dumb law - I've got more important things to do than wait around. So anyways - Today, being a nice Saturday on a Three Day Weekend - the wife and the kids and I are heading out to do some shopping - hip hip hurray - I decide to go ahead and stop at this light that's turning yellow. What happens? I get rear-ended by the DUMB ASS MOTHER FUCKING IDIOT behind me in a big truck.

Luckily nobody was injured (badly) - I've got a massive fuckin headache, and the cars are fine .. I never thought I'd say this before, but Yay for Huge Fucking Fords. The guy, I'm pretty sure, didn't have insurance, as the entire time I was talking to him he was pulling the "Well, everyone's okay and the cars are fine, so ..." .. I went ahead and got his number, license plate # and all that stuff - but we didn't bother getting an officer. Grrr. I'm so fucking stupid.