Turkey Day

Happy Turkey Day ...


Thanksgiving is once again upon us, and I have to say, from the bottom of my heart ...

I HATE THIS FUCKING HOLIDAY.

This Holiday is so pointless. "Hey! We're settlers from England! You're Indians, and the rightful owners of this great Land ... Lets eat with you so we can pretend to be your friend and then slaughter you by the millions! WOOOOO!!!!"

No to mention, this is the only holiday that requires you to purchase a new wardrobe to accomodate your "After Meal Plans".

Bastards.

Anyways, have a safe & Happy Holiday :)

Linux is gay ...

I discovered that you'd never get an answer to a problem from Linux Gurus by asking. You have to troll in order for someone to help you with a Linux problem.
For example, I didn't know how to find files by contents and the man pages were way too confusing. What did I do? I knew from experience that if I just asked, I'd be told to read the man pages even though it was too hard for me.
Instead, I did what works. Trolling. By stating that Linux sucked because it was so hard to find a file compared to Windows, I got every self-described Linux Guru around the world coming to my aid. They gave me examples after examples of different ways to do it. All this in order to prove to everyone that Linux was better.
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brings a tear to my eye... :') so true..
So if you're starting out Linux, I advise you to use the same method as I did to get help. Start the sentence with "Linux is gay because it can't do XXX like Windows can". You will have PhDs running to tell you how to solve your problems.
this person must be a kindred spirit of mine

Meh.

Meh. I'm not dead. People just suck.